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City Announces Everyone Can Drive Their Car Over Tilikum Crossing One Time, As A Treat

Beginning Thursday, Portland residents will be allowed one trip each over the bridge in their car of choice.⁣

100 Degree Weather Not About To Stop Always Beanie Guy

Portland’s first 2022 heatwave began in earnest this week, with temperatures predicted to reach the high double and potentially low triple digits throughout the Willamette Valley. The city has declared an extreme heat emergency and opened temporary cooling centers across town. Multnomah County libraries are extending their hours to provide more places for people to […]

Casa Diablo Switches to $3 Bills Due To Inflation

The world’s first and only vegan strip club is not immune to the financial impacts of inflation.

Report: Guy In Loud Car Fuckin’ Tight!

On Sunday evening, Southwest Broadway Drive, which hadn’t heard a honk since the fall of 2021, was filled with the most awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping cacophony. ⁣⁣

Meal Prepper Excited For Same Meal Every Day This Month

Millions of Americans forgo eating out in favor of the culinary fad known as “meal prepping.”

City Announces Everyone Can Drive Their Car Over Tilikum Crossing One Time, As A Treat

Beginning Thursday, Portland residents will be allowed one trip each over the bridge in their car of choice.⁣

100 Degree Weather Not About To Stop Always Beanie Guy

Portland’s first 2022 heatwave began in earnest this week, with temperatures predicted to reach the high double and potentially low triple digits throughout the Willamette Valley. The city has declared an extreme heat emergency and opened temporary cooling centers across town. Multnomah County libraries are extending their hours to provide more places for people to […]

Casa Diablo Switches to $3 Bills Due To Inflation

The world’s first and only vegan strip club is not immune to the financial impacts of inflation.

Report: Guy In Loud Car Fuckin’ Tight!

On Sunday evening, Southwest Broadway Drive, which hadn’t heard a honk since the fall of 2021, was filled with the most awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping cacophony. ⁣⁣

Meal Prepper Excited For Same Meal Every Day This Month

Millions of Americans forgo eating out in favor of the culinary fad known as “meal prepping.”

Local Idiots Think They’re Only Temporarily Fostering That Dog

All shelter pets cannot be immediately put up for adoption. Some are too young, too scared, rehabbing from injuries, recovering from trauma or otherwise aren’t best suited for a shelter environment. On their road to finding their forever home, many animals rely on the kindness of community volunteers to care for them, “temporarily.” ⁣⁣The Oregon […]

Poser Mechanic Wearing Carhartt Doesn’t Even Ride A Fixie

Gatekeeping exists for nearly every brand under the sun, and Carhartt fanatics are especially exclusionary.

Shopper Unaware If Inflation Out Of Control Or Single Zupan’s Potato Always $150

The United States is currently experiencing inflation increase at the fastest rate in forty years. Rent and gas prices continue to rise as corporations take advantage of global issues to drive costs up.

Portlander Recognizes Stolen Land Before Placing Settlement In Catan

“As I stand on the sacred banks of the 2:1 wheat port, having just cut off Greg and utterly upended his entire strategy, I must first pay heed to the fact that I am building this settlement on lands that don’t belong to me.”

Portlander Who Just Got Back From Hawaii Insists on Calling Sauvie “The Big Island”

Tens of thousands of people flock to Sauvie Island every year for recreation. Located 10 miles North of downtown Portland and originally named Wapato Island,  it sits between the Columbia river, the Multnomah Channel and the Willamette River.  Clackamas resident Vivian Corah, who recently returned from attending a wedding on the Hawiian island of Oahu, […]

Non-Divorced Man Accidentally Goes To Dave & Busters

Last weekend, as Americans geared up for the Super Bowl, Oregon City resident Todd Bronson found himself stuck in the oddest of circumstances.

Portland Couple Inspired By Anthony Bourdain Eats A Meal East Of 52nd Ave

The city of Portland boasts hundreds of restaurants laid out all across its municipal territory, and one Pearl District couple has made it their mission to search far and wide for the city’s best eateries.