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“Don’t Worry, I Got This,” Assures Oregonian Sticking Gas Pump Into Tailpipe
Oregonians will soon be allowed to pump their own gas, but are they ready?
“Still No.” –Commissioner Rene Gonzalez, On Whether The City Should Give Out Tarps And Tents To Houseless During Record Snowfall
Last Tuesday, Gonzalez banned employees of bureaus he manages from distributing tents and tarps, citing unsubstantiated claims that fires were a danger to the city
Psilocybin Therapy Supported By Four Out Of Five Heads On Doctor
As psychedelic-assisted therapy takes off, doctors are closely monitoring the program to report on the impact it will have on new patients.
City Announces Everyone Can Drive Their Car Over Tilikum Crossing One Time, As A Treat
Beginning Thursday, Portland residents will be allowed one trip each over the bridge in their car of choice.
“Don’t Worry, I Got This,” Assures Oregonian Sticking Gas Pump Into Tailpipe
Oregonians will soon be allowed to pump their own gas, but are they ready?
“Still No.” –Commissioner Rene Gonzalez, On Whether The City Should Give Out Tarps And Tents To Houseless During Record Snowfall
Last Tuesday, Gonzalez banned employees of bureaus he manages from distributing tents and tarps, citing unsubstantiated claims that fires were a danger to the city
Psilocybin Therapy Supported By Four Out Of Five Heads On Doctor
As psychedelic-assisted therapy takes off, doctors are closely monitoring the program to report on the impact it will have on new patients.
City Announces Everyone Can Drive Their Car Over Tilikum Crossing One Time, As A Treat
Beginning Thursday, Portland residents will be allowed one trip each over the bridge in their car of choice.
100 Degree Weather Not About To Stop Always Beanie Guy
Portland’s first 2022 heatwave began in earnest this week, with temperatures predicted to reach the high double and potentially low triple digits throughout the Willamette Valley. The city has declared an extreme heat emergency and opened temporary cooling centers across town. Multnomah County libraries are extending their hours to provide more places for people to […]
Casa Diablo Switches to $3 Bills Due To Inflation
The world’s first and only vegan strip club is not immune to the financial impacts of inflation.
Report: Guy In Loud Car Fuckin’ Tight!
On Sunday evening, Southwest Broadway Drive, which hadn’t heard a honk since the fall of 2021, was filled with the most awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping cacophony.
Meal Prepper Excited For Same Meal Every Day This Month
Millions of Americans forgo eating out in favor of the culinary fad known as “meal prepping.”
Local Idiots Think They’re Only Temporarily Fostering That Dog
All shelter pets cannot be immediately put up for adoption. Some are too young, too scared, rehabbing from injuries, recovering from trauma or otherwise aren’t best suited for a shelter environment. On their road to finding their forever home, many animals rely on the kindness of community volunteers to care for them, “temporarily.” The Oregon […]
Poser Mechanic Wearing Carhartt Doesn’t Even Ride A Fixie
Gatekeeping exists for nearly every brand under the sun, and Carhartt fanatics are especially exclusionary.
Shopper Unaware If Inflation Out Of Control Or Single Zupan’s Potato Always $150
The United States is currently experiencing inflation increase at the fastest rate in forty years. Rent and gas prices continue to rise as corporations take advantage of global issues to drive costs up.