Food
Historic, Cherished Culinary Institution Ousted From Lawless, Antifa-Led Hellhole
National plantation-to-table restaurant Cracker Barrel closed its two Portland metropolitan area locations this week, firing all their staff abruptly.
Last Pok Pok Wing In Existence Sells At Auction For $10 Million
Wealthy foodies and Oregon historians alike clamored to an auction house in Northeast Portland on Tuesday evening to bid on items of cultural importance, rarity and beauty.
Brewery Invents New Type of IPA That Doesn’t Give People Over 30 Explosive Diarrhea
After years of research and millions of dollars of funding, the youth may no longer possess the only bowels capable of withstanding the hoppiest of ales.
Casa Diablo Switches to $3 Bills Due To Inflation
The world’s first and only vegan strip club is not immune to the financial impacts of inflation.
Tone Deaf: Man Orders Volcano Bowl At Hale Pele On Anniversary of St. Helens Eruption
Wednesday marked the 42 year anniversary of the eruption of Mount St. Helens, called the most disastrous such event in US history.
Historic, Cherished Culinary Institution Ousted From Lawless, Antifa-Led Hellhole
National plantation-to-table restaurant Cracker Barrel closed its two Portland metropolitan area locations this week, firing all their staff abruptly.
Last Pok Pok Wing In Existence Sells At Auction For $10 Million
Wealthy foodies and Oregon historians alike clamored to an auction house in Northeast Portland on Tuesday evening to bid on items of cultural importance, rarity and beauty.
Brewery Invents New Type of IPA That Doesn’t Give People Over 30 Explosive Diarrhea
After years of research and millions of dollars of funding, the youth may no longer possess the only bowels capable of withstanding the hoppiest of ales.
Casa Diablo Switches to $3 Bills Due To Inflation
The world’s first and only vegan strip club is not immune to the financial impacts of inflation.
Tone Deaf: Man Orders Volcano Bowl At Hale Pele On Anniversary of St. Helens Eruption
Wednesday marked the 42 year anniversary of the eruption of Mount St. Helens, called the most disastrous such event in US history.
Meal Prepper Excited For Same Meal Every Day This Month
Millions of Americans forgo eating out in favor of the culinary fad known as “meal prepping.”
Local Idiots Think They’re Only Temporarily Fostering That Dog
All shelter pets cannot be immediately put up for adoption. Some are too young, too scared, rehabbing from injuries, recovering from trauma or otherwise aren’t best suited for a shelter environment. On their road to finding their forever home, many animals rely on the kindness of community volunteers to care for them, “temporarily.” The Oregon […]
Shopper Unaware If Inflation Out Of Control Or Single Zupan’s Potato Always $150
The United States is currently experiencing inflation increase at the fastest rate in forty years. Rent and gas prices continue to rise as corporations take advantage of global issues to drive costs up.
CDC Says If You Went To Bushwhackers Last Weekend, Go Ahead And Assume You’re Positive
The CDC advises all buckaroos who patronized Bushwhackers in Tualatin last Friday and Saturday to assume they are positive for SARS-CoV-2.
Portland Couple Inspired By Anthony Bourdain Eats A Meal East Of 52nd Ave
The city of Portland boasts hundreds of restaurants laid out all across its municipal territory, and one Pearl District couple has made it their mission to search far and wide for the city’s best eateries.
Vegans Rejoice After Governor Brown Pardons Thanksgiving Tofurky
This year, one fewer Tofurky will have to make the ultimate sacrifice for a vegan Friendsgiving in Portland.
FEMA Deployed To Help Clean Up Crumbs From Single Nature Valley Granola Bar
“In total, we are dealing with 34 square miles of Oats n’ Honey blanketing wilderness and residential areas alike,” FEMA regional triage director Marion Santino said, waist deep in granola at a makeshift onsite press conference late Monday night.