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City Council Hopes To Solve Houseless Crisis By Deploying Therapy Llamas To Camps

As housing prices steadily increase and accessibility to resources and services continues to lag, more and more Portlanders find themselves without a safe place to live.

Senator From State With Recent Mass Shooting Co-Sponsors Gun Legislation Introduced By Senator From State With Recent Mass Shooting Amid Objections From Senator From State With Recent Mass Shooting

Meanwhile, six Supreme Court Justices from states who just had mass shootings ruled to prevent restrictions on carrying firearms in public, a decision that impacts 330 million Americans whose states just had mass shootings.

Portlander Recognizes Stolen Land Before Placing Settlement In Catan

“As I stand on the sacred banks of the 2:1 wheat port, having just cut off Greg and utterly upended his entire strategy, I must first pay heed to the fact that I am building this settlement on lands that don’t belong to me.”

“How Can I Be Racist? I Know All The Words To ‘Where Is The Love’ By The Black Eyed Peas” –Former Newberg Educator, Still In Blackface

Pefferle was irate that she was being called a racist, insisting that would be impossible as she knew almost all the words to the Black Eyed Peas 2003 hit, “Where Is The Love.”

“How About A Fresh Start?” Suggests Ted Wheeler, Pointing To His New Bangs

Big changes are coming to City Hall this summer, according to a press release early Thursday morning from Mayor Ted Wheeler’s office.

City Council Hopes To Solve Houseless Crisis By Deploying Therapy Llamas To Camps

As housing prices steadily increase and accessibility to resources and services continues to lag, more and more Portlanders find themselves without a safe place to live.

Senator From State With Recent Mass Shooting Co-Sponsors Gun Legislation Introduced By Senator From State With Recent Mass Shooting Amid Objections From Senator From State With Recent Mass Shooting

Meanwhile, six Supreme Court Justices from states who just had mass shootings ruled to prevent restrictions on carrying firearms in public, a decision that impacts 330 million Americans whose states just had mass shootings.

Portlander Recognizes Stolen Land Before Placing Settlement In Catan

“As I stand on the sacred banks of the 2:1 wheat port, having just cut off Greg and utterly upended his entire strategy, I must first pay heed to the fact that I am building this settlement on lands that don’t belong to me.”

“How Can I Be Racist? I Know All The Words To ‘Where Is The Love’ By The Black Eyed Peas” –Former Newberg Educator, Still In Blackface

Pefferle was irate that she was being called a racist, insisting that would be impossible as she knew almost all the words to the Black Eyed Peas 2003 hit, “Where Is The Love.”

“How About A Fresh Start?” Suggests Ted Wheeler, Pointing To His New Bangs

Big changes are coming to City Hall this summer, according to a press release early Thursday morning from Mayor Ted Wheeler’s office.

Ted Wheeler Can’t Believe He Didn’t Think Of Fleeing To Cancun During Portland Protests

Mayor Wheeler was basking in the glow of temporarily being Portland’s second-least favorite Ted when it occurred to him that he had greatly missed an opportunity last summer to pack up and leave at a time when his constituents were experiencing civil unrest.

National Guard Ordered To Stand By At U.S. Capitol Just In Case Non-White Protestors Show Up

The National Guard has been deployed to the scene, with orders to stand by and observe the scores of terrorists currently occupying the building.

Trump Pardons Eagle Creek Fire Kid

President Trump is using his executive power to deal one more emotional blow to the good people of the Pacific Northwest by pardoning the infamous Eagle Creek Fire kid.⁣

Ted Wheeler As Surprised As Anyone That 47% Of Voters Still Like Him

"For the past 5 months they’ve been calling me 'Tear Gas Teddy'. Welp, today I’m the one who’s shedding tears."

Trump Warns Voters That Caravan Of Mexican Souls Is Heading Towards Border Of The Living

Día de los Muertos, or Day of the Dead, begins today. Celebrated primarily by those of Mexican heritage, the holiday is a celebration of friends and family members who have died.

Oregonian Requests New Ballot After Forgetting To Take Voting Selfie

With one week remaining until Election Day, More than 1.2 million Oregonians have already voted. Ballot boxes will be open until 8:00 next Tuesday, though today is the final day to safely mail in a ballot. Anybody who has a problem casting their vote or who made an error on their ballot is encouraged to contact the Oregon voter hotline.