COVID-19
CDC Says If You Went To Bushwhackers Last Weekend, Go Ahead And Assume You’re Positive
The CDC advises all buckaroos who patronized Bushwhackers in Tualatin last Friday and Saturday to assume they are positive for SARS-CoV-2.
Electric Lettuce Awarded $500 Million Government Contract To Develop Anti-Covid Strain
Last week, news emerged that certain compounds found in cannabis could help fight off severe infection from COVID-19. For the US Government, this is a welcome breakthrough as strategies to fight the pandemic are wearing thin. On Tuesday morning, CDC director Rochelle Walensky announced that the federal government would award Oregon dispensary Electric Lettuce with […]
Portlander Wearily Revives Sourdough Starter As Omicron Gets Residents Right Back On Their 2020 Bullshit
Omicron is surging across the country, hospitals are full to the gills, and local governments are reimposing restrictions on gathering. People are experiencing déjà vu, and many have found themselves diving back into old pandemic pastimes.
Pendleton Round-Up To Require Proof Of Vaccination For Attendee–Ha, Just Kidding, Can You Imagine?
Pendleton Round-Up attendees on the delta variant: “Let‘er Buck!”
CDC Says If You Went To Bushwhackers Last Weekend, Go Ahead And Assume You’re Positive
The CDC advises all buckaroos who patronized Bushwhackers in Tualatin last Friday and Saturday to assume they are positive for SARS-CoV-2.
Electric Lettuce Awarded $500 Million Government Contract To Develop Anti-Covid Strain
Last week, news emerged that certain compounds found in cannabis could help fight off severe infection from COVID-19. For the US Government, this is a welcome breakthrough as strategies to fight the pandemic are wearing thin. On Tuesday morning, CDC director Rochelle Walensky announced that the federal government would award Oregon dispensary Electric Lettuce with […]
Portlander Wearily Revives Sourdough Starter As Omicron Gets Residents Right Back On Their 2020 Bullshit
Omicron is surging across the country, hospitals are full to the gills, and local governments are reimposing restrictions on gathering. People are experiencing déjà vu, and many have found themselves diving back into old pandemic pastimes.
Pendleton Round-Up To Require Proof Of Vaccination For Attendee–Ha, Just Kidding, Can You Imagine?
Pendleton Round-Up attendees on the delta variant: “Let‘er Buck!”
Vancouver Essential Oil Enthusiast Still Has Some Questions About FDA Approved Vaccine
Local health officials remain hopeful that full FDA approval will convince a large group of previously apprehensive folks to take the plunge to help their communities and get inoculated as the Delta variant ravages Oregon.
Portlanders Return To Full Lockdown After Realizing BrewCycles Are Back
Oregon Governor Kate Brown has reinstated a mask mandate, yet Portland business leaders remained worried that the new restrictions didn’t go far enough.
Kate Brown Announces Oregon’s Contact Tracing Program Will Be Off The Ground By End Of Year
Oregon Governor Kate Brown held a joint press conference with the head of the Oregon Health Authority on Thursday morning to make an exciting announcement regarding the state’s contact tracing program.
Allergy Sneeze A Wet, Mucusy Reminder That Mask Is Working
“Fucking pollen!” screamed a muffled Hamm through her wet, mucusy mask. “What am I supposed to do when I’m in an indoor public space and get an allergy attack?
Bring Your Vaccination Card To Portland Gear And Receive A Free Hat!
Beginning this week, the beloved fashion emporium is giving out their iconic ‘P Cap’ for free to anyone who brings in official proof of vaccination.
Beer Snob Holding Out For Oak Barrel Aged Vaccine
While white evangelical skepticism is certainly a barrier in the way of eventual herd immunity, this story concerns Belmont beer snob Felix Oberlin – a vocal atheist who has entirely different reasons for waiting.