Tags : food

Man Who Got In Line At Keizer In-N-Out On Opening

In December of 2019, beloved California-based burger chain In-N-Out inched ever closer to Portland, opening its third Oregon location in Keizer. Its arrival produced a great deal of excitement, as metro area residents swarmed down on opening day.Read More

Embarrassing! This 30-Year-Old Still Shops At Trader Joe’s

At 503 locations around the country, patrons can enjoy TJ’s loquacious, tropically-clad staff and their self-branded cultural potpourri of offerings that span from ‘Philly Cheesesteak Bao Buns’ to ‘Vegetable Samosa Burritos’ to ‘Birthday Cake Hummus’, and everything in between.Read More

Grassa Begins Serving TikTok Pasta In Effort To Corner Gen

Portland’s own fast casual Italian joint, Grassa, released a new dish catered towards a very special generation of customers. Finally perfecting their version of the baked feta and tomato pasta that has gone viral on Tiktok, Grassa’s head chef Sam Gutierrez was effusive. We asked them to tell us about their new special without telling […]Read More

Girl Scouts Release ‘Thicc Mints’ For People Who Have Hit

“We’re thrilled to announce a new variety to our beloved collection of cookies,” said Girl Scouts CEO Sylvia Acevedo during a Zoom interview. “Normally you have to wait until January to get your cookie fix. However, in these troubling, unprecedented times we made the decision to debut these thicc bois to help those who have […]Read More