35 Year Old Manchild Still Eligible To Eat Trix Cereal
Jerry Fletcher of Hillsdale was officially cleared to eat Trix cereal early Sunday morning. A representative from General Mills delivered the news to to Fletcher personally. “Everyone knows Trix are for kids but seeing as Jerry is an immature manchild, who’s never worked a day in his life, never takes responsibility for his actions, and laughs every time he farts, we decided that he’s allowed to eat the cereal.”
This landmark decision is a victory for manchildren everywhere, who can now officially purchase the cereal at groceries everywhere.