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FEMA Deployed To Help Clean Up Crumbs From Single Nature

“In total, we are dealing with 34 square miles of Oats n’ Honey blanketing wilderness and residential areas alike,” FEMA regional triage director Marion Santino said, waist deep in granola at a makeshift onsite press conference late Monday night.Read More

Man Who Got In Line At Keizer In-N-Out On Opening

In December of 2019, beloved California-based burger chain In-N-Out inched ever closer to Portland, opening its third Oregon location in Keizer. Its arrival produced a great deal of excitement, as metro area residents swarmed down on opening day.Read More

Trump Pardons Eagle Creek Fire Kid

President Trump is using his executive power to deal one more emotional blow to the good people of the Pacific Northwest by pardoning the infamous Eagle Creek Fire kid.⁣Read More

Oregonian Requests New Ballot After Forgetting To Take Voting Selfie

With one week remaining until Election Day, More than 1.2 million Oregonians have already voted. Ballot boxes will be open until 8:00 next Tuesday, though today is the final day to safely mail in a ballot. Anybody who has a problem casting their vote or who made an error on their ballot is encouraged to contact the Oregon voter hotline.Read More