“In total, we are dealing with 34 square miles of Oats n’ Honey blanketing wilderness and residential areas alike,” FEMA regional triage director Marion Santino said, waist deep in granola at a makeshift onsite press conference late Monday night.Read More
In December of 2019, beloved California-based burger chain In-N-Out inched ever closer to Portland, opening its third Oregon location in Keizer. Its arrival produced a great deal of excitement, as metro area residents swarmed down on opening day.Read More
Pendleton Round-Up attendees on the delta variant: “Let‘er Buck!”Read More
Oregon Governor Kate Brown held a joint press conference with the head of the Oregon Health Authority on Thursday morning to make an exciting announcement regarding the state’s contact tracing program.Read More
President Trump is using his executive power to deal one more emotional blow to the good people of the Pacific Northwest by pardoning the infamous Eagle Creek Fire kid.Read More
Such a despicable crime, as Oregonians know well, comes with severe penalties. “I can’t believe how absentminded I was,” Kruger sobbed after pleading guilty in his November court appearance.Read More
Coronavirus cases and hospitalizations have surged to unprecedented levels over the past month. With Thanksgiving right around the corner, Oregon governor Kate Brown took decisive action.Read More
With one week remaining until Election Day, More than 1.2 million Oregonians have already voted. Ballot boxes will be open until 8:00 next Tuesday, though today is the final day to safely mail in a ballot. Anybody who has a problem casting their vote or who made an error on their ballot is encouraged to contact the Oregon voter hotline.Read More
Governor Kate Brown declared a state of emergency in Oregon, and said she expects the greatest loss of lives and property from wildfires in the state’s history. That caught the attention of the Department of Homeland Security.Read More
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