“A.C.A.B., All Cops Are Bastards.” Portland Police Officer Sebastian McInnis, a self-proclaimed “cop who isn’t a bastard”, shared his thoughts with The Scallion.Read More
From nurses to gas station attendants, brave frontline workers are keeping the economy going. This week Zupan’s took a moment to thank their own essential staff.Read More
“I’m standing in the flaming garbage heap that used to be Portland, Oregon,” reported Vittert, mistakenly standing nine miles further north than intended.Read More
After nearly a month of intimidation and violence, federal troops are reportedly on their way out of Portland. Their role will be largely transferred to state troopers, in an operation dubbed 'Think Global, Beat Local.Read More
When federal agents joined PPB and began attacking peaceful protesters last night, a wall of moms linked arms, joined the front lines, and sternly counted to three.Read More
“Portland’s food scene has always been the real deal,” said the Don of Donkey Sauce himself, Guy Fieri. “But these boss hogs are on another level."Read More
In an exclusive interview with the Stumptown Scallion, Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler gave his thoughts on the ongoing protests against police brutality and systemic racism.Read More
Park rangers are enforcing a strict six foot social distancing rule, effectively limiting the 452 square inch patch located in the middle of Naito Parkway to one visitor at a time.Read More
From the Dobermans of Dunthorpe to the Shetlands of St. Johns, Portland metro area’s dogs let out a sigh of relief this morning upon receiving confirmation that Saturday’s 4th of July fireworks are Read More