Tasked with a choice of which bathroom to saunter into for some booger sugar, the activist mindset took over.Read More
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive. Carved my name into his leather seatsRead More
Han Oak, SE Portland’s trendy Korean restaurant, celebrates the start of its annual Korean-Judean fusion tradition this eveningRead More
Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler addressed a large crowd downtown Sunday as he unveiled the details of the city’s bold new plan, titled “It’s Okay To Be 971”. Read More
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When she finally reached the front of the line, she was greeted by a friendly buyer who began examining her attire.Read More
All my ex’s live in Troutdale And Troutdale is a place I’d dearly love to be But all my ex’s live in Troutdale And that’s why I hang my hat in Read More
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Portland Gear has launched a bold new line of shirts, hats, and accessories tailored to the aesthetic of the city’s burgeoning douchebag population.Read More
Facing declining audiences and aging attendees, the @oregonsymphony is hard at work coming up with new and innovative ways to attract a younger demographic. Read More