Mayor Wheeler was basking in the glow of temporarily being Portland’s second-least favorite Ted when it occurred to him that he had greatly missed an opportunity last summer to pack up and leave at Read More
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The Portland Police Bureau investigated the matter, utilizing their own experience in deploying chemical irritants on private citizens.Read More
“A.C.A.B., All Cops Are Bastards.” Portland Police Officer Sebastian McInnis, a self-proclaimed “cop who isn’t a bastard”, shared his thoughts with The Scallion.Read More
“I’m standing in the flaming garbage heap that used to be Portland, Oregon,” reported Vittert, mistakenly standing nine miles further north than intended.Read More
After nearly a month of intimidation and violence, federal troops are reportedly on their way out of Portland. Their role will be largely transferred to state troopers, in an operation dubbed 'Think Global, Beat Local.Read More
When federal agents joined PPB and began attacking peaceful protesters last night, a wall of moms linked arms, joined the front lines, and sternly counted to three.Read More
“Portland’s food scene has always been the real deal,” said the Don of Donkey Sauce himself, Guy Fieri. “But these boss hogs are on another level."Read More
In an exclusive interview with the Stumptown Scallion, Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler gave his thoughts on the ongoing protests against police brutality and systemic racism.Read More
The Daily Prophet reported Friday morning that students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry have toppled a centuries old statue commemorating a controversial founder of the school. Read More
For decades, Albina was virtually the only part of Portland in which the Black population could own property.Read More