"For the past 5 months they’ve been calling me 'Tear Gas Teddy'. Welp, today I’m the one who’s shedding tears."Read More
With one week remaining until Election Day, More than 1.2 million Oregonians have already voted. Ballot boxes will be open until 8:00 next Tuesday, though today is the final day to safely mail in a ballot. Anybody Read More
While investigating yesterday’s story on the race for mayor in Portland, The Scallion’s chief political reporter Sigfried Q. Beauregard III uncovered something bizarre happening in, of all places, Beaverton.Read More
63-year-old undecided voter Frank Mortellini stared at his ballot in disbelief. “As far as I’m concerned, this is like having to choose between identical triplets. They’re all clearly antifa generals hell-bent on burning Read More
Researchers and scientists around the world are racing to develop a coronavirus vaccine that can start the process of returning life to some semblance of normal. Assisting in their efforts is Portland culinary behemoth Salt & Read More
Governor Kate Brown declared a state of emergency in Oregon, and said she expects the greatest loss of lives and property from wildfires in the state’s history. That caught the attention of the Department Read More
“A.C.A.B., All Cops Are Bastards.” Portland Police Officer Sebastian McInnis, a self-proclaimed “cop who isn’t a bastard”, shared his thoughts with The Scallion.Read More
From nurses to gas station attendants, brave frontline workers are keeping the economy going. This week Zupan’s took a moment to thank their own essential staff.Read More