“I’m standing in the flaming garbage heap that used to be Portland, Oregon,” reported Vittert, mistakenly standing nine miles further north than intended.Read More
"I can say with 90% certainty that I had chlamydia around Christmas after being exposed at Dig A Pony - the chlamydia epicenter."Read More
Trojan is set to begin distributing Pee Pee PPE immediately to select healthcare professionals, and plans to roll out distribution en masse to retailers and local Hinge users across the country by the end of Read More
Park rangers are enforcing a strict six foot social distancing rule, effectively limiting the 452 square inch patch located in the middle of Naito Parkway to one visitor at a time.Read More
“Ugh. Of course Cheryl schedules a last second Zoom meeting on a Friday of all days. You know what? Fuck you Cheryl, don’t don’t even talk to me until I’ve at least Read More
The global COVID-19 crisis was put on hold for several minutes Friday morning for Oregon Public Broadcasting to remind you that now is the single greatest time in recorded history to become a sustaining member.Read More
Jim and Carol Merino were shaken from their slumber early Thursday morning by the sound of pots and pans being enthusiastically banged together.Read More
His overwhelming size and dad strength, plus what he later referred to as “quintessential Mamba Mentality” proved to be more than his ten-year-old son could handle.Read More