Timbers Army Forecast: Rowdy With A Chance Of Cleatballs

A storm’s a brewin’ in Mormonland as the Timbers head to Utah to take on the least creatively named team in the league, Real Salt Lake. Will the IPA loving Timbers Army be able to survive in a state where beer is only 3.2 percent? Will they be able to stay up past 9:00 without the help of caffeine? Will our young brigade beat up on Brigham Young? Will the Timbers Army outcheer the also boring and uncreatively named Rio RioT? ⁣
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Buckle your bike helmets and clip on those ties extra tight Utah, because the Timbers Army is ringing your doorbell tonight. It’s gonna be rowdy……with a chance of cleatballs.