Unipiper Gets Glow-Up From Cast Of ‘Queer Eye’

Hit Netflix reality series Queer Eye was in town this week for a special makeover of PDX’s very own Brian Kidd, better known as The Unipiper. “When we met Uni-P he definitely was serving up some amaze Darth wheely realness,” exclaimed Queer Eye’s grooming expert Jonathan Van Ness. “His skin was turning ashy ‘AF’ under that mask, but now that we’ve got him an exfoliation and moisturization routine, I can proudly give him my ‘YASS HUNNI’ stamp of approval!” ⁣
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Regarding Kidd’s clothing selection, fashion guru Tan France commented that “the utilikilt can be appealing to some, but I assure you it is the cargo short of the kilt world. We’ve gotten him into a gorgeous chambray piece that he can feel fun, flirty and confident in. We’ve also updated his ancient and stuffy ‘bag’ pipe into a more 21st century ‘attaché’ pipe. It sends a bold message to the world that he can kick back, but also conduct professional business.” ⁣
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As of press time, food and wine expert Antoni Porowski was teaching Kidd how to cook traditional highland cuisine. “What do Scotts love? Haggis! He can roast it on the flames that come out of his little whirly puff!“