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Swedish House Mafia To Headline Tabor Dance
Normally Tabor Dance showcases local DJ talent, but this Wednesday a special surprise is in store.
Mayor Wilson Soft On Crime? Strawberry Theft At An All Time High!
City officials estimate that as many as 80% of the municipal crop of home-grown strawberries will be stolen, damaged or otherwise compromised by the paws and teeth of local squirrels.
Ladds 500 Winner Implicated In Doping Scandal
Event organizers were unable to comment on the ongoing doping investigation, but did assure the press that the matter was being taken very seriously.
Heartbreaking! Insufferable Neighbor With Chicken Coop Now Cheapest Source Of Eggs
While some Portlanders are taking out loans to fill their cartons, others have turned to a previously unthinkable hyper-local source.
Hurricane Santacon Upgraded To Category 4 As Old Town Braces For Impact
Local meteorologists are sounding the alarm bells, issuing an emergency severe weather warning for downtown Portland.
Swedish House Mafia To Headline Tabor Dance
Normally Tabor Dance showcases local DJ talent, but this Wednesday a special surprise is in store.
Mayor Wilson Soft On Crime? Strawberry Theft At An All Time High!
City officials estimate that as many as 80% of the municipal crop of home-grown strawberries will be stolen, damaged or otherwise compromised by the paws and teeth of local squirrels.
Ladds 500 Winner Implicated In Doping Scandal
Event organizers were unable to comment on the ongoing doping investigation, but did assure the press that the matter was being taken very seriously.
Heartbreaking! Insufferable Neighbor With Chicken Coop Now Cheapest Source Of Eggs
While some Portlanders are taking out loans to fill their cartons, others have turned to a previously unthinkable hyper-local source.
Hurricane Santacon Upgraded To Category 4 As Old Town Braces For Impact
Local meteorologists are sounding the alarm bells, issuing an emergency severe weather warning for downtown Portland.
Dry, Underseasoned Thanksgiving Dinner Begins With Bland Acknowledgement
Today, millions of families around the nation gather to celebrate Thanksgiving, each with their own sets of traditions and customs.
Vet Unsure What’s Wrong With Your Dog, But Positive It’ll Cost $950
"While at this time we can’t rule much out, we can, with absolute certainty, rule out your bill totaling anything less than $950."
Powerball Winner Spends Entire $621 Lump Sum On Single Week Of Groceries At New Seasons
When all was said and done Flagbotterdink purchased nearly an entire cart of provisions and still had upwards of $14,000 leftover.
No-Kill Shelter Kinda Wishes It Could Just Put Rusty Out Of His Misery
A local no-kill shelter wondered if they could make a single exception to their rule.
“Don’t Worry, I Got This,” Assures Oregonian Sticking Gas Pump Into Tailpipe
Oregonians will soon be allowed to pump their own gas, but are they ready?
“Still No.” –Commissioner Rene Gonzalez, On Whether The City Should Give Out Tarps And Tents To Houseless During Record Snowfall
Last Tuesday, Gonzalez banned employees of bureaus he manages from distributing tents and tarps, citing unsubstantiated claims that fires were a danger to the city
Psilocybin Therapy Supported By Four Out Of Five Heads On Doctor
As psychedelic-assisted therapy takes off, doctors are closely monitoring the program to report on the impact it will have on new patients.