Lake Oswego Resident Locks Front Door Just For Fun

Well over two million people live in the metro area, and the majority live outside Portland. People opt for neighboring cities and suburbs for a variety of reasons – often to escape the hustle and bustle of city life. On Monday morning, Lake Oswego resident Maryann Eden engaged in a little role playing to get her kicks. ⁣
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“I was pretty bored after canoeing on the lake, perusing the farmers market, and getting my sweat on at barre3 this morning and wanted to spice things up,” Eden exclaimed. “I decided to pretend like I was one of the poors in the inner city of Portland and locked the doors of my house! I know my cul-de-sac would never be subject to the shenanigans of ruffians, antifas and people with only associate’s degrees, but boy oh boy did I get a jolt of pure adrenaline when I turned the dead bolt. Egads! What a rush.” ⁣
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A recent estimate indicated that up to 90% of homes in Lake Oswego have locks that have not been used in a decade. When asked if she thought whether people in one of the most affluent cities in the state – with municipal amenities that include its own man-made lake – thought they were better than everyone else, Eden replied, “Um, actually we refer to it as a ‘person-made’ lake.”