Mayor Wheeler was basking in the glow of temporarily being Portland’s second-least favorite Ted when it occurred to him that he had greatly missed an opportunity last summer to pack up and leave at Read More
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The National Guard has been deployed to the scene, with orders to stand by and observe the scores of terrorists currently occupying the building.Read More
Día de los Muertos, or Day of the Dead, begins today. Celebrated primarily by those of Mexican heritage, the holiday is a celebration of friends and family members who have died.Read More
While investigating yesterday’s story on the race for mayor in Portland, The Scallion’s chief political reporter Sigfried Q. Beauregard III uncovered something bizarre happening in, of all places, Beaverton.Read More
Despite nearly half a billion dollars in loans due soon and nearly all of his business bleeding money, President Trump has been receiving top-notch coverage at Walter Reed Medical Center, all on the taxpayers’ dime.Read More
Christmas Day offers candidates a rare respite from the stresses of the campaign trail. This opportunity for rest and recuperation was utterly lost on Bernie Sanders.Read More