“In total, we are dealing with 34 square miles of Oats n’ Honey blanketing wilderness and residential areas alike,” FEMA regional triage director Marion Santino said, waist deep in granola at a makeshift onsite press conference late Monday night.Read More
Headquartered behind two reclaimed barn doors on top of a Home Goods in an unassuming strip mall in Washington D.C., The United States Department of the Interior Decorators launched its tasteful yet quirky new website this morning, live.laugh.gov.Read More
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