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Farmers Market Officially Opens At New PDX Terminal
Complete with street performers, local ballot initiative canvassers and raw honey harvesters, the market will be open to the public on Sundays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.
The Baker’s Mark Sells Out Of Subs Before Serving First Customer
Even early arriving customers were met with disappointment.
Scientific Breakthrough! Hood Strawberries Now Last Four Hours Before Getting Moldy
The staggering development has whipped Oregon berry enthusiasts into a frenzy.
Alitos Praise Oaks Park For Hanging Riders Upside Down
28 riders were stranded 50 feet in the air, suspended upside down for over a half hour until first responders were able to lower them down
Plume Of Spelt Flour Emerges From Red Mill, Signaling Election Of New Bob
Esteemed Millers of the Order of the Ancient Grains came from all over the country to the Red Mill in Milwaukee, Oregon. The disciples gathered for what’s known as the Maple Conclave - a convention of leaders who must meet to elect a new Bob.
Farmers Market Officially Opens At New PDX Terminal
Complete with street performers, local ballot initiative canvassers and raw honey harvesters, the market will be open to the public on Sundays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.
The Baker’s Mark Sells Out Of Subs Before Serving First Customer
Even early arriving customers were met with disappointment.
Scientific Breakthrough! Hood Strawberries Now Last Four Hours Before Getting Moldy
The staggering development has whipped Oregon berry enthusiasts into a frenzy.
Alitos Praise Oaks Park For Hanging Riders Upside Down
28 riders were stranded 50 feet in the air, suspended upside down for over a half hour until first responders were able to lower them down
Plume Of Spelt Flour Emerges From Red Mill, Signaling Election Of New Bob
Esteemed Millers of the Order of the Ancient Grains came from all over the country to the Red Mill in Milwaukee, Oregon. The disciples gathered for what’s known as the Maple Conclave - a convention of leaders who must meet to elect a new Bob.
Powerball Winner Spends Entire $621 Lump Sum On Single Week Of Groceries At New Seasons
When all was said and done Flagbotterdink purchased nearly an entire cart of provisions and still had upwards of $14,000 leftover.
Embarrassed Portland Spring Swears It Doesn’t Normally Finish This Quickly
If Portland residents happened to blink during the last week, they may have missed a fleeting spell of sunny blue skies and warm weather that has now given way to overcast skies, colder temperatures and rain in the local forecast.
City Unveils New Pickleball Facility To Combat Houselessness
The City of Portland, in partnership with Portland Parks and Recreation, unveiled a sprawling new outdoor recreational complex which aims to provide relief for many of the City’s unhoused residents.
Iced Over Roads No Match For Dude In ’07 Prius
Portland drivers have been dealing with sub-freezing temperatures since late last week, and have mostly heeded the warnings of local officials to stay home.
Alaska And Screen Door Collab Off To Rocky Start
Portland’s favorite airline and premiere Southern inspired restaurant sheepishly announced their partnership on Monday, the results went about as well as could possibly be expected.
Greedy, Money-Grubbing Teachers Demand Livable Wage
Covetous local educators continue to make unreasonable demands such as increased salaries and smaller class sizes, as well as expanded mental health support for students and improved building safety.
Damian Lillard Demonstrates You Can Leave Portland Without Blaming It On Crime
The Portland Trail Blazers traded their star point guard and franchise centerpiece of the last decade, Damian Lillard, to the Milwaukee Bucks on Wednesday. While fans lamented the departure of the important member of the team and community, some found solace in Lillard’s honesty about his reason for leaving. “Am I sad that we are […]