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Swedish House Mafia To Headline Tabor Dance
Normally Tabor Dance showcases local DJ talent, but this Wednesday a special surprise is in store.
Providence Park Security Nearly Finished Scanning Tickets From Saturday’s Post Malone Concert
Over 30,000 fans of pop-country flocked from all over Washington and suburbs of Portland to Providence Park on Saturday night in hopes of enjoying a Post Malone and Jelly Roll concert. The venue and its staff had other ideas.
Ultimate Wingwoman? Tula-Tu Won’t Snitch That This The Third Date You’ve Brought To Zoo This Week
While Asian elephants are generally gentler and more passive than their African relatives, Tula-Tu has shown a propensity for discernment.
Portland Launches Preemptive Strike On Vancouver Fluoride Processing Plants
Residents of Vancouver, Washington awoke this morning to a series of thunderous booms.
Mayor Wilson Soft On Crime? Strawberry Theft At An All Time High!
City officials estimate that as many as 80% of the municipal crop of home-grown strawberries will be stolen, damaged or otherwise compromised by the paws and teeth of local squirrels.
Swedish House Mafia To Headline Tabor Dance
Normally Tabor Dance showcases local DJ talent, but this Wednesday a special surprise is in store.
Providence Park Security Nearly Finished Scanning Tickets From Saturday’s Post Malone Concert
Over 30,000 fans of pop-country flocked from all over Washington and suburbs of Portland to Providence Park on Saturday night in hopes of enjoying a Post Malone and Jelly Roll concert. The venue and its staff had other ideas.
Ultimate Wingwoman? Tula-Tu Won’t Snitch That This The Third Date You’ve Brought To Zoo This Week
While Asian elephants are generally gentler and more passive than their African relatives, Tula-Tu has shown a propensity for discernment.
Portland Launches Preemptive Strike On Vancouver Fluoride Processing Plants
Residents of Vancouver, Washington awoke this morning to a series of thunderous booms.
Mayor Wilson Soft On Crime? Strawberry Theft At An All Time High!
City officials estimate that as many as 80% of the municipal crop of home-grown strawberries will be stolen, damaged or otherwise compromised by the paws and teeth of local squirrels.
Starting Today, Real ID And Proof Of Paid Arts Tax Required To Fly At PDX
As of yesterday travelers must provide two official forms of documentation to board flights leaving from Portland International Airport.
MLB To PDX And Fyre Festival Collaborate On Third Thing That Isn’t Happening
Portland has always been a place for folks who are not afraid to dream big.
Ladds 500 Winner Implicated In Doping Scandal
Event organizers were unable to comment on the ongoing doping investigation, but did assure the press that the matter was being taken very seriously.
Heartbreaking! Insufferable Neighbor With Chicken Coop Now Cheapest Source Of Eggs
While some Portlanders are taking out loans to fill their cartons, others have turned to a previously unthinkable hyper-local source.
Governor Kotek Renames Columbia River To ‘River Of Oregon’
At press time Kotek, as part of her “Oregon First” agenda, had successfully lobbied Google to change the name in their Maps app by threatening to levy huge tariffs on their data center in The Dalles, located deep in the River of Oregon Gorge.
Hurricane Santacon Upgraded To Category 4 As Old Town Braces For Impact
Local meteorologists are sounding the alarm bells, issuing an emergency severe weather warning for downtown Portland.
Papa Murphy’s And Papa Haydn Collaborate On Cake That You Have To Bake At Home
For nearly 50 years, local eatery Papa Haydn has delighted Portlanders with its regional fare and eye-catching desserts.