Food
Farmers Market Officially Opens At New PDX Terminal
Complete with street performers, local ballot initiative canvassers and raw honey harvesters, the market will be open to the public on Sundays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.
The Baker’s Mark Sells Out Of Subs Before Serving First Customer
Even early arriving customers were met with disappointment.
Scientific Breakthrough! Hood Strawberries Now Last Four Hours Before Getting Moldy
The staggering development has whipped Oregon berry enthusiasts into a frenzy.
Plume Of Spelt Flour Emerges From Red Mill, Signaling Election Of New Bob
Esteemed Millers of the Order of the Ancient Grains came from all over the country to the Red Mill in Milwaukee, Oregon. The disciples gathered for what’s known as the Maple Conclave - a convention of leaders who must meet to elect a new Bob.
Powerball Winner Spends Entire $621 Lump Sum On Single Week Of Groceries At New Seasons
When all was said and done Flagbotterdink purchased nearly an entire cart of provisions and still had upwards of $14,000 leftover.
Farmers Market Officially Opens At New PDX Terminal
Complete with street performers, local ballot initiative canvassers and raw honey harvesters, the market will be open to the public on Sundays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.
The Baker’s Mark Sells Out Of Subs Before Serving First Customer
Even early arriving customers were met with disappointment.
Scientific Breakthrough! Hood Strawberries Now Last Four Hours Before Getting Moldy
The staggering development has whipped Oregon berry enthusiasts into a frenzy.
Plume Of Spelt Flour Emerges From Red Mill, Signaling Election Of New Bob
Esteemed Millers of the Order of the Ancient Grains came from all over the country to the Red Mill in Milwaukee, Oregon. The disciples gathered for what’s known as the Maple Conclave - a convention of leaders who must meet to elect a new Bob.
Powerball Winner Spends Entire $621 Lump Sum On Single Week Of Groceries At New Seasons
When all was said and done Flagbotterdink purchased nearly an entire cart of provisions and still had upwards of $14,000 leftover.
Historic, Cherished Culinary Institution Ousted From Lawless, Antifa-Led Hellhole
National plantation-to-table restaurant Cracker Barrel closed its two Portland metropolitan area locations this week, firing all their staff abruptly.
Last Pok Pok Wing In Existence Sells At Auction For $10 Million
Wealthy foodies and Oregon historians alike clamored to an auction house in Northeast Portland on Tuesday evening to bid on items of cultural importance, rarity and beauty.
Brewery Invents New Type of IPA That Doesn’t Give People Over 30 Explosive Diarrhea
After years of research and millions of dollars of funding, the youth may no longer possess the only bowels capable of withstanding the hoppiest of ales.
Casa Diablo Switches to $3 Bills Due To Inflation
The world’s first and only vegan strip club is not immune to the financial impacts of inflation.
Tone Deaf: Man Orders Volcano Bowl At Hale Pele On Anniversary of St. Helens Eruption
Wednesday marked the 42 year anniversary of the eruption of Mount St. Helens, called the most disastrous such event in US history.
Meal Prepper Excited For Same Meal Every Day This Month
Millions of Americans forgo eating out in favor of the culinary fad known as “meal prepping.”
Local Idiots Think They’re Only Temporarily Fostering That Dog
All shelter pets cannot be immediately put up for adoption. Some are too young, too scared, rehabbing from injuries, recovering from trauma or otherwise aren’t best suited for a shelter environment. On their road to finding their forever home, many animals rely on the kindness of community volunteers to care for them, “temporarily.” The Oregon […]