Mayor Wheeler was basking in the glow of temporarily being Portland’s second-least favorite Ted when it occurred to him that he had greatly missed an opportunity last summer to pack up and leave at Read More
The National Guard has been deployed to the scene, with orders to stand by and observe the scores of terrorists currently occupying the building.Read More
President Trump is using his executive power to deal one more emotional blow to the good people of the Pacific Northwest by pardoning the infamous Eagle Creek Fire kid.Read More
"For the past 5 months they’ve been calling me 'Tear Gas Teddy'. Welp, today I’m the one who’s shedding tears."Read More
Día de los Muertos, or Day of the Dead, begins today. Celebrated primarily by those of Mexican heritage, the holiday is a celebration of friends and family members who have died.Read More
With one week remaining until Election Day, More than 1.2 million Oregonians have already voted. Ballot boxes will be open until 8:00 next Tuesday, though today is the final day to safely mail in a ballot. Anybody Read More
63-year-old undecided voter Frank Mortellini stared at his ballot in disbelief. “As far as I’m concerned, this is like having to choose between identical triplets. They’re all clearly antifa generals hell-bent on burning Read More
Despite nearly half a billion dollars in loans due soon and nearly all of his business bleeding money, President Trump has been receiving top-notch coverage at Walter Reed Medical Center, all on the taxpayers’ dime.Read More
