It remains unclear what a unicycle riding, bagpipe playing, beloved Portland icon had to do with anything related to protests over immigration enforcement operations.Read More
The federal government funds the water bill that keeps the beautiful Multnomah Falls flowing. This means that until congress can pass their budget, the spigot for the falls will be turned off.Read More
National Guard members have been busy interrogating baristas at ethically sourced coffee shops, patrolling tree-lined streets for antifa, and eliminating threats at the war torn Pittock Mansion. One such threat at a tourist hotspot surprised Read More
Over the weekend, a battalion of uniformed soldiers reported locating a key antifa supply depot selling organic produce, hot sauce, and other insurgency essentials.Read More
Residents of Vancouver, Washington awoke this morning to a series of thunderous booms.Read More
At press time Kotek, as part of her “Oregon First” agenda, had successfully lobbied Google to change the name in their Maps app by threatening to levy huge tariffs on their data center in The Read More
Following the news, Portland’s own disgraced former mayor Sam Adams’ team quickly sprung into action.Read More
In a surprise first act, the mayor-elect took swift and drastic action to mitigate potential backlash to his name.Read More
She also favors a citizens review board for parking police and an examination on restorative parking justice.Read More
Outgoing Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler’s career in politics started when he finished 11th out of a field of 12 candidates in a 1993 Boston City Council election.Read More