For as long as Portland has had bridges, its residents have debated how fuckable they are. We’re setting the record straight once and for all.Read More
As a non-licensed holistic energy healer with slight witchy tendencies, I really would feel better about these vaccines if they came in crystal form.Read More
Talk of addressing climate change while also fixing societal problems like economic inequality and racial injustice has a time and a place. The time is later, and the place is, I assume, Antifa’s headquarters.Read More
“Ugh. Of course Cheryl schedules a last second Zoom meeting on a Friday of all days. You know what? Fuck you Cheryl, don’t don’t even talk to me until I’ve at least Read More
Or maybe it’s the Little Dipper..? Wait...Read More
The familiar tingle of dread hits you in the pit of your stomach as you make your way up Northwest 23rd Avenue. A mere block from your car, weary from Christmas shopping, you can almost Read More
All my ex’s live in Troutdale And Troutdale is a place I’d dearly love to be But all my ex’s live in Troutdale And that’s why I hang my hat in Read More