Op-Ed: I’d Just Feel Better About The COVID Vaccine If It Came In Crystal Form

Listen, of course this virus is bad. I’m all for fighting it and I realize something has to be done quickly. I just want to make sure we have pursued every avenue. As a non-licensed holistic energy healer with slight witchy tendencies, I really would feel better about these vaccines if they came in crystal form. Less Operation Warp Speed and more Operation Quartz Speed, please.⁣⁣
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Pharmaceutical companies have done extensive development of DNA and mRNA vaccines, but have they even started clinical trials of tourmaline quartz, citrine or amethyst? Just look at the science – it’s not complicated. The virus came from bats. Bats live in caves. You know what else comes from caves? Crystals. Their healing properties are real and well documented. They channel earth’s energy creating universal connections, but because they don’t have a corporate lobbying firm representing them, they’re totally getting shafted.⁣⁣
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My plea is as follows. If there is room for Moderna, Pfizer and BioNTech, then so too must there be room for other healing behemoths like doTERRA, The Fossil Cartel and Dragon Herbarium. ⁣⁣
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Again, I want things to get back to normal. Will I take whatever vaccine I’m given? Duh, but I won’t like it.⁣