Lifted Ford F-150 Raptor Driven To Multnomah Falls

Derrick Bentnor couldn’t help but take advantage of Ford’s President’s Day sale offering zero money down and zero-percent APR financing until 2022, so he pulled the trigger and purchased an all-new fully loaded Ford F-150 Raptor. He then immediately had it lifted with the help of his mechanic cousin, Cody.

“Bro, it’s the sickest truck,” proclaimed Bentnor in an exclusive interview. “I can’t wait to take this bad boy on epic adventures. Sure, I spent a little too much money on it, but it’ll pay dividends in the amount of ass I’ll be smashing in the backseat. The bikini baristas are gonna flip when I roll up in this tomorrow. Me and the boys just love drivin’ round in our pickup trucks, not givin’ any pickup fucks.”

Bentnor’s first epic trip was to Multnomah Falls with his girlfriend, Cheryl. “His lifted truck really came in handy when he tailgated the young couple in their Subaru,” said Cheryl. “When we reached the parking lot it was nice to have a comfortable interior cabin to hang out in and listen to Rogan while we waited for two consecutive parking spots to open up. Derrick brought along his new $400 Yeti cooler, which kept the Coors Light mountains blue for the entire 43 minute drive out here from Oregon City. We even walked up to the bridge and took pictures. It was such a romantic day.”