Non-Divorced Man Accidentally Goes To Dave & Busters

Last weekend, as Americans geared up for the Super Bowl, Oregon City resident Todd Bronson found himself stuck in the oddest of circumstances. While looking for a Buffalo Wild Wings to watch some hockey, Bronson accidentally wound up in the oddest of places – the Happy Valley Dave & Busters. ⁣
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“I walked in and immediately felt a sense of dread and unease. I sat down at the bar and ordered a beer to watch the Kraken. I was halfway through my shrimp scampi flatbread when all of a sudden this kid hit the jackpot on the Real Housewives of New Jersey coin pusher game and it all hit me. I looked around at the other men in the room – alone, forlorn, defeated looks on their faces, and I realized, ‘holy Toledo, I’m not divorced. I really shouldn’t be here.‘“⁣
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Panicking, Bronson quickly wolfed down his Big Daddy Chocolate Cake, paid his tab, played a few rounds of Cruisin’ USA, and spent his final tokens on Hungry Hungry Hippos. ⁣
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“I moved with haste as I cashed in my tickets on a Spongebob eraser and two deflated balloons. Then I sprinted out of there as fast as I could and drove back home to Denise whom I love so much.”