National Guard Ordered To Stand By At U.S. Capitol Just In Case Non-White Protestors Show Up

As congress began certifying President-elect Joe Biden’s victory, a shitshow of historic proportions emerged in Washington, DC. At a morning rally, President Trump ignited his supporters to march on the Capitol building to declare him as the rightful winner of the election. These self-proclaimed non-sheeple were then shepherded towards the halls of our democracy, easily breaking police lines and entering the building.⁣
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The National Guard has been deployed to the scene, with orders to stand by and observe the scores of terrorists currently occupying the building. However, they are laser-focused on any sign of Black Lives Matter graffiti, and have tear gas and impact munitions at the ready in case any non-white people arrive at the scene.⁣