Woke Dog Would Prefer To Be Known As Folx’s Best Friend

The National Pupper Council believes that the old adage “Man’s Best Friend” is problematic.⁣⁣

“The way we use words impacts how we view the world and how we behave,” explained six-year-old pit mix Daisy, who leads the human relations branch of the NPC. “Gender binary language has no place in our inclusive and accepting community of doggos.“⁣⁣

“We have always taken great pride in accepting and empowering humans of all races, abilities and gender and sexual identities,” added Brutus, a Doberman and senior NPC official who started the “Every Hooman is Best Hooman” initiative. “I speak on behalf of all pooches when I say that no matter how you identify, we just want your love, companionship and most importantly, many, many scritches.“