Teacher Caught Smoking Weed Behind Homeschool

For the past eleven weeks, Brooklyn resident Mara Sackenzi has had not one but two jobs. The 35-year-old accountant telecommutes full time while juggling her eight-year-old son’s lesson plans. Although she considers herself fortunate to have a stable job, she can’t help but feel constant stress trying to juggle accounting and teaching. ⁣⁣
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When the mounting pressure became too much one sunny day, Sackenzi decided to try and take the edge off by sparking a joint under the cover of her backyard fence. She had just taken a deep, tantric pull of her dooberino when her student peeked out over the fence. ⁣⁣
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“Mommy what are you doing back there?” Sackenzi was caught green handed. “Shit! Oh shi-shoot, um…” she stomped out the joint while fumbling to find an excuse. “Hey honey. I, um, I’m using a magic potion that allows me to not go crazy trying to prepare this budget forecast while grading your subtraction worksheet.” ⁣⁣
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“It smells like uncle Gary. I don’t like it,” replied the student.⁣⁣
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“Good, this potion is only for special occasions for adults. Now go back inside and we can make some chocolate chip cookies.“⁣⁣