Portland Salons To Begin Offering Armpit Hair Extensions

Hair and eyelash extensions have long been mainstays at salons all over the world. But Portland salons, ever on the cutting edge of beauty, are taking things to the next level. Get ready, because there’s a new hairiff in town: armpit hair extensions. ⁣
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“It’s no secret that droves of Portlanders are staunchly ‘long hair, don’t care’ when it comes to their pits,” remarked local esthetician Renèe Nichols. “We believe it’s time to fully embrace that, and that’s why we’ve started offering armpit hair extensions to enhance and highlight a clear source of many men and women’s pride and self-esteem. Making your eyes pop is one thing, but imagine how sleek and sexy your arms and shoulders will look with darker, more pronounced armpit hair that’s several feet long?“⁣
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Though armpit hair extensions have only just started being offered, they’ve already proven to be a hit, with appointments booked weeks in advance. We caught up with Lair Hill resident Anastasia Obrigado, who got her pits did on Tuesday at Luminary Salon. “There’s no better way to celebrate Februhairy than by going all in with armpit extensions. I’ve gotten so many compliments! People can’t stop admiring my luxurious pit locks billowing in the late-winter wind.“⁣