Portland Gear Unveils New ‘PDX Douchebag’ Line

Portland Gear has launched a bold new line of shirts, hats, and accessories tailored to the aesthetic of the city’s burgeoning douchebag population.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
“We engineered PDX Douchebag with our true fans in mind – the ones whose very personality is defined by our products,” announced founder Marcus Harvey. “It’s perfect for the Bay Area transplants looking to buy their way into being true Portlanders. It’s equally perfect for Portland lifers who insufferably shit-talk Bay Area transplants.”
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Local fashion blogger Pasquale O’Malley applauded the new line, complimenting the brand on another brilliant logo. “Slapping an outline of Oregon onto the letter ‘P’ was absolute genius. When they plopped ‘OR’ inside the state of Oregon, it blew my mind. But this new logo, doing the same thing as the ‘P’ but with a different letter, truly cements their status as titans of apparel design.”