Office Dog Promoted To Senior Good Boy

Office Dog Bandit couldn’t shake the wagging feeling that something good was about to happen when he arrived Monday morning at the downtown Portland paw firm Collie, Shepherd & Bernard. Sure enough, the seven-year-old Hooman Resources Doggo was informed that he was being promoted to Senior Good Boy.
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“Bandit has been an integral part of our team for over 25 dog years and deserves this promotion more than anybody,” said partner Russell Shepherd. Just last month he tirelessly kept morale high during our struggle to hit our Q3 goals. Largely thanks to him we wound up exceeding our revenue projections by 5%, which of course is a whopping 35% in dog projections. No longer will folks look at him and ask, ‘who’s a good boy?’ They’ll already know.”